Nu jäklar blir jag rädd...

Jag har, i inte mindre än 3 mail, blivit varnad av FBI. Tydligen är jag terroristmisstänkt nu... Vet inte riktigt vad jag ska göra, det känns riktigt läskigt. OK att jag ofta vinner många miljoner på lotterier jag aldrig deltagit i, men det här? Så här står det i mailet:

ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONETARY CRIMES DIVISION
FBI HEADQUARTERS IN WASHINGTON, D.C.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
FBI-Washington Field Office
601 4th Street, NW
Washington, DC 20535

ATTENTION: Fund Beneficiary,

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP THE INTERNET.


The Federal Bureau of Investigation (F.B.I) write in correspondence to the meeting recently held with the United State Government, President Barrack Obama on ERADICATION of MONEY LAUNDRY AND TERRORIST ACTIVITIES. President Barrack Obama has ordered the Federal bureau of investigation (FBI) Washington, DC and other relevant Investigation Agencies, such as Internal Revenue Service(IRS) here in the United States of America to monitor movement of fund and other transaction within USA, Europe, Asia, Africa, and Middle east to ensure it is legally transmitted.

We have also been mandated to ARREST those who are involved in any or transacting business deals with West African region Especially Nigeria, Republic of Benin, Senegal, Waga Boukina-faso, Ghana, or anyone having any transaction linked to Al Qaeda, Taliban or Hezbollah, Our intelligence monitoring network worldwide is on track to give us details in the above mentioned crimes or Criminals bridging the law or causing lapses in our State security.


On 25th December 2009 a Detroit bound flight from Amsterdam was almost blown in midair by a Nigerian linked Taliban Al Qaeda Militant Named Abdul Mudallad because of security lapses at the airport before boarding the flight.

it is based on this incident that could have claimed the lives of Hundred of our innocent citizen on the Christmas Day,that has warranted this security measures to assure that lapses of this nature will not have a future occurrences.

Your name was included in the list of MONEY LAUNDERING AND TERRORIST, with your links with West African region in financial transaction. As you know no one is above the law and we cannot allow anyone to open up security lapses in our nation.

Based on that facts, we forwarded your name and information including a copy of your international passport to the office of the Presidency and secret service for proper investigation to be conducted. Furthermore, President Barrack Obama has ordered us to arrest everyone that is involved; this decision was taken after the terrorist attempt by a Nigerian to blow up US plane claims link to Al Qaeda (Evening Lead).

You’re Name and Details showed up on the WESTERN UNION TRANSFER AND MONEY GRAM DATA BASE, with transfer details of funds you have sent to group of Terrorist agents in West Africa and Europe.

You have been advice to forward all documents and paper work that you have so far that will prove your dealings are genuine with this miscreant in Africa and Europe.

You are to submit the above details within 3 days so it could be forwarded to the office of the President to ensure the fund is legally acquired and not in any way related to MONEY LAUNDRY AND TERRORIST or for sponsoring TERRORIST ACTIVITIES. For your information, you have only 3 working days to provide the details otherwise you will be arrested and prosecuted according to the rule of law. Note; if you by any means not in possession of such paper, you are to contact my office without further delay.

Nevertheless, we are now ready to take up this case to any level because we cannot seat back and watch not only foreigners but US citizens get involved in such despicable and illegal act, especially in MONEY LAUNDRY AND TERRORIST ACTIVITY.

Be warned and don’t fail to get back to us immediately otherwise we will be forced to take legal action to ensure we put an end to the terror this people unleashed on our soil.

Note that you have 72hours to get back to us. This has to be cleared! You are warned!

Faithfully Yours
Robert Mueller 111
FBI Director
601 4th Street, NW
Washington, DC 20535
202-506-9848


Ja, så är det väl bäst att jag tillägger att jag inte är ett dugg orolig, utan detta mail åkte såklart direkt i papperskorgen (efter att jag skrattat en hel del åt det absurda i det hela). Funderar nu på hur många människor som går på det här eländet! Jag går såklart INTE på det, oavsett vad jag skrev innan!

Pussen & Kramen/Ango